I post stuff I find interesting. I don’t post the typical trippy hipster hippy tumblr stuff, and so as a result I don’t have many followers. And frankly, because of my lack of followers, I have crippling loneliness and terribly low self-esteem. You, yes you, can help by following me. It would make me feel loved, and I might even follow back.
Every follow saves a small African orphan. If you don’t follow, the terrorists win. Please help by clicking here. Thank you for your time.